Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2002
May 25, 2002
May 27, 2002
Transcript:
"Why do you put up with that stupid rat?? He plays you for a sucker! Stand up for yourself!!!" "No, Pig, you must love Rat. He is your friend, and he cares about you." "Why do you care so much about the other zebras?... You need to look out for Number One!!" "No, no...You must love your fellow zebras... They depend on you for their existence." "Why do you even talk to the others? They're idiots... You're much too smart for them." "No, Goat, you must share your gift of knowledge and help the others learn." "Punch the pig." "Punch the pig."
Of course Rat would have two bad sides