Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2002
Transcript:
"And so the crossing guard looks at me like I'm some kind of psycho and says, 'You'll stop your car when I say so.'" "So I roll down the window and yell at the guy, 'Listen, Mister, this is just how the Nazis in Canada got their start.'" "Germany. And I don't think they got their start being school crossing guards." "Shoulda seen the look on that idiot's face."
I just realized that goat has a beard.