Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2002
August 16, 2002
August 18, 2002
Transcript:
"I just read some of Walt Whitman's 'Leaves of Grass'." "How was it?" "Bad. It convinced me that poetry is a sham, like pro wrestling or diet plans that let you eat anything you want." "So THAT's why I'm still fat."
Right now I’m on a sea food diet. I see food, I eat it.