Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2002

Transcript:

"What happened to you?" "I was making a milkshake and the stupid blender exploded." "I tell you, Pig...the appliances are out to get me." "So now you think it's a conspiracy?" "Excellent work...Now go tell the toaster I'd like to speak to her." "Yessir."