Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2002
November 02, 2002
November 04, 2002
Transcript:
"Excuse me, Sir, but I'm Rat and I'm running for city council...I'd like your vote." "Why should I vote for you?" "Because I'm the only candidate who promises that if elected, I will invade Mexico." "Invade Mexico? Why would I want to invade Mexico?" "Because they're not expecting it." "You can't invade a country just because they're not expecting it." "I know...That's where the tacos come in." "Tacos?" "They've got the tacos." "You're a few beans short of a burrito." "They've got those too."
well, so long! im off to join rats army to invade mexico! (i want all da free tacos and nachos i can eat! :D)