Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2002
Transcript:
"Sir, if you're advocating the invasion of Mexico because it's close, do you also advocate the invasion of Canada?" "No, I don't." "Why not. Sir?" "Because it's my understanding we've already got that." "No, Sir...We just play hockey together." "How are their tacos?"
Dumb rat