Transcript:
"Excuse me, but I just lost my wallet."
"Lost AND FOUND."
"Have you found it yet?"
"No...That's why I'm here."
"Well, come back when you've found it and maybe I can help you."
"This new job would be so easy if it weren't for all the violence."
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