Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2002
November 11, 2002
November 13, 2002
Transcript:
"This book says that if you let a roomful of monkeys type for infinity, they'll eventually write the complete works of Shakespeare."
"So? What's that supposed to prove?"
"Monkeys plagiarize."
Of course, that whole theory is based on the assumption that someone has successfully breeded an army of typing, immortal primates. More importantly, it is also based on the assumption that you feed them as well…
This is contradictory, given that since infinity never ends, the monkeys will never type the complete works of Shakespeare.(I know it’s just a strip, guys.)
Gun guy over 12 years ago
Of course, that whole theory is based on the assumption that someone has successfully breeded an army of typing, immortal primates. More importantly, it is also based on the assumption that you feed them as well…
Doctor Coconuts almost 12 years ago
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Clearstream over 8 years ago
OHwoWHHSCANSwEnotdothsinkidanSTUFF?!
learninglair1 over 6 years ago
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Luckyducky over 4 years ago
daHunter3 almost 4 years ago
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ILoveMyDucks over 3 years ago
“It was the best of days, it was the blurst of days?! Stupid monkey!” -Montgomery Burns
76noos 4 months ago
Very astute, Pig!
76noos 4 months ago
This is contradictory, given that since infinity never ends, the monkeys will never type the complete works of Shakespeare.(I know it’s just a strip, guys.)
alantain 14 days ago
You also need monkeys who can type rather than violently disassembling the typewriters.