Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2002
Transcript:
"Well Ha Ha Ha...Beans are getting expensive." "You know...I really don't care." "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people like you who insist on voicing ordinary, commonplace thoughts aloud as a means of engaging complete strangers in conversation." "Is it my fault that you're so miserable and lonely that you've got to talk to strangers you see in a grocery store?? I didn't talk to you, now did I?" "Get a job! Get a dog! Get a life! Just leave me alone because I don't like being approached by whacked-out losers searching desperately for human interaction!!" "Yes, Honey...They're expensive." "Those darn beans!! Those darn beans!!!" "Kill Death Kill Death."
Rat was talking to himself.