Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2002

Transcript:

"I want a cell phone." "Those things are way too dangerous." "Why do you say that?" "Because I had one and it was so hard to use, I got real mad and threw it and it smacked a guy in the head and now he's blind or something." "Gosh...there should've been a warning label." "I'm gonna sue."