Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2002

Transcript:

"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" "It depends...is it a big tree?" "No...the question assumes that all falling trees make a sound..." "Oh...then I guess it makes a sound." "No! The point is that no one is there to hear it!" "Good thing. They'd get hit by a tree."