Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2003
January 14, 2003
January 16, 2003
Transcript:
"So what happens here in Heaven?" "Not very much. People just sit around and have polite little conversations and it just seems to go on and on and on." "You mean Heaven is one bit 'Merchant and Ivory' film?" "Yes...but you can't leave the theater."
This isn’t exactly the most reliable source