Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2003
Transcript:
"I love this Chinese restaurant because I always get great fortune cookies." "Look at mine...'Success will follow your every endeavor'...Heh heh...Read yours, Pig..." "'That chicken you ate was no chicken.'" "Hey...let's visit that pet store next door."
I think the fortune cookie joke is getting a tad old…