Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2003
Transcript:
"I've decided to become a great artist...The first step is to begin a slow descent into madness." "When does that happen?" "When you start hearing voices in your head." "Geez, I think it's happening to me." "You're hearing voices?" "There. It happened again." "You stupid pig." "Oh, and they're rude, just like you."
I’m finally becoming an artist, then.