Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2003
March 13, 2003
March 15, 2003
Transcript:
"Rat, the marriage counselor." "How can I help you, Ma'am?" "It's my husband. He wants to be a dog, instead of a swan." "Why is that?" "Because swans mate for life, and he wants the freedom that comes with being a dog." "Is that true, Sir?"
Gun guy over 12 years ago
Where’d he get the head?
Doctor Coconuts almost 12 years ago
he killed a dog
squiglyman about 9 years ago
redrum
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) almost 2 years ago
Don’t worry, he’s just a furry.
Wait, never mind that’s worse
alantain 2 days ago
Assuming the dog isn’t fixed of course.