Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2003
March 22, 2003
March 24, 2003
Transcript:
"Did you know that the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, Mark Twain was still alive?" "He musta been a heckuva player." "What are you talking about?" "Well, if they haven't won since he died, that tells me he must have been a very valuable player." "He never even played." "Then that's a pretty poor excuse."
I am not a Chicago Cubs fan, and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.