Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2003
March 27, 2003
March 29, 2003
Transcript:
"I recently realized that nothing can screw up your life like dreams that don't come true." "So I've invented this...the Dream Suppressor...a collar that delivers a massive electrical jolt whenever you dream." "How about just getting a mortgage and a job like everyone else?" "I said suppress, not eliminate."
You only dream during REM sleep, less than half of the time you are unconscious.