Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 16, 2003
April 15, 2003
April 17, 2003
Transcript:
"Excuse me, Ma'am, but could I interest you in some life insurance?"
"ACME Telemarketing."
"Life insurance?? Do you realize it's two o'clock in the morning?"
"Death waits for no one, Ma'am."
For once, Rat speaks wise words of wisdom.