Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2003

Transcript:

"Zebra, the online advice columnist." "To: Ask Zebra" "From: Concerned Zebra" "Subj: Problem." "Althow Ime a zebra, I lives in an allygator swampe. I am stuk at the bottum...Pleeze send sumwon to jump in and sayve mee." "Dear Concerned Zebra, Hang on, my friend!! I will contact all the zebras I know and they will rush to the swamp to save you!" "TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE." "That was easy."