Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2003
May 06, 2003
May 08, 2003
Transcript:
"Zebra, the online advice columnist." "To: Ask Zebra." "From: Worried Zebra." "Subj: Fears." "Lions are staring at me. I think I'm going to die." "Dear Worried, There really is no need for such gloom. You just need to smile more. Remember, smile and the world smiles with you..." "TYPE TYPE TYPE." "...Are you smiling? :)"
Not so much. Next time try running like hell!