Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2003
May 27, 2003
May 29, 2003
Transcript:
"I'm Pig, who are you?"
"Shamus...Patron Saint of the monkeys..."
"Patron Saint of the monkeys?"
"Yes...I led the monkeys out of Ireland."
"There are monkeys in Ireland?"
"Not anymore."
i’m part irish, and there are no monkeys and never have been any monkeys. they are all holograms.