Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 16, 2003
Transcript:
"Baghdad--Today in Baghdad, this reporter was ushered into the underground bunker of deposed ruler Sadam Hussein." "Sadam, dressed only in boxer shorts and a pair of 'Birkenstocks,' sat quietly upon a beanbag, playing his 'Gameboy' and occasionally weeping. A nearby stereo played what sounded like American country music. I asked the former tyrant what he was listening to." "'Dixie Chicks,' he muttered. 'Nothing but 'Dixie Chicks.'"
That is the most unbiased news I have heard in years.Than again I get the times…