Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2003
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Transcript:
"'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness.'" "'...It was the season of light, it was the season of darkness. It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.'" "Gee...Where's a good editor when you need one?"
The one problem with Dickens’s writing is that you can tell that he was paid by the word.