Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2003

Transcript:

"I see you're reading a book on the Presidents." "Yes...I don't believe we've met...I'm Ashley Stearns Simpson." "Nice to meet you, Ashley...I'm Pig...Gee, I sure find those Presidents interesting." "Oh, yeah? How so?" "Well, I think it's neat how some of them are just known by their initials." "You mean like 'FDR' or 'JFK'?" "Yeah...I mean, you know you've made it big when people just call you by your initials." "Take you, for example...If you were President, you'd be..." "...Violent."