Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2003
Transcript:
"I can't believe it...They're picking teams and choosing inanimate objects before they pick you." "Yeah, but they're running out...They've taken all the trees, streetlights and fire hydrants...I've GOT to be next." "I'll take...George Burns." "We'll take Liberace." "Wow...Dead people." "Nuts...Are there a lot of them?"
Pig, you’re gonna be there for a while.