Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 25, 2003
September 24, 2003
September 26, 2003
Transcript:
"Dear Larry King, Every time I watch your program, I notice they only show you from the waist up. This leads to an obvious conclusion."
"...You're not wearing pants."
"P.S. Somewhere a suspender salesman is laughing."
Actually, in real life it was shown that some did indeed, not wear pants.