Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 19, 2003

Transcript:

"Yeah...I'm here for the reunion, but I don't see my name on this list." "Oh, well, that's the list of 'skinny, geeky, smart guys who made it big and only came here to mock you.'" "What's that other list?" "That's 'popular football jocks who are now fat, bald and unmotivated.'" "You've got to be kidding me...are those the only two lists?" "Uh...no, there's this one here." "Class of '78 Reunion Check In Table" "What's that one?" "'Deceased.'" "It's sad when they cry like that." "Class of '78 Reunion Check In Table"