Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 18, 2003
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Transcript:
"Sir, if you're hired for this job, what will be your greatest strength?" "Well...I think that on most days, I steal less than other employees." "That's your strength?...What's you weakness?" "All those other days."
My greatest strength is intelligence. As in, I don’t steal from my boss.
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