Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2004
Transcript:
"What are you doing out here on the curb?" "I'm waiting for happiness to find me." "You stupid pig... What do you think- That there's some smiling guy with a flag that says 'Mr. Happiness' Who's gonna whiz by on his scooter and hand out happiness to anyone he sees?" "Well, uh, heh heh... when you put it that way, I guess it does sound sorta dumb." "You bet it's dumd. Now get inside before you embarassus in fron tof the neighbors." "Okay." WHEEE mr. happiness
As agent 86 would say: “missed it by that much” :)