Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2004
Transcript:
"So that dumb pig is dressed like a caterpillar, and every morning, he gets up, runs to the mirror, and checks for butterfly wings." "How sad." "Yeah. It got so pathetic that last night I taped little paper wings to his back." "Wow. That's the first kind thing you've ever done for that pig." "I can fly."
And next, pig says “yeah, I know you see me. Now where am I?”