Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 29, 2004
February 28, 2004
March 01, 2004
Transcript:
The Great American Novel by Rat The sea was filled with angry monkeys. "That is the dumbest opening line I have ever seen in a novel..." "It makes absolutely no sense and lacks any sort of context." "Kaboom," went the coastal monkey factory. Type
The dumbest opening line is “It was a dark and stormy night”