Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2004
March 06, 2004
March 08, 2004
Transcript:
"I think that before we're born, we're in some kind of paradise." "Then we're dropped down here to live. But we're used to paradise, so this place is very painful." "To ease the pain, we're given two things: music and humor. But other than that we're on our own." "On our own... to deal with the lonliness and the tragedy and the stupidity." "You left out corndogs." "Corndogs?" "Corndogs ease the pain." "I could use a corndog."
Corndog?