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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2004
April 06, 2004
April 08, 2004
Transcript:
Dear dairy, today I..." "You dumb pig, it's spelled d-i-a-r-y." "Oh, I didn't know." Dear diary, Today i got some bad milk. please send me a refund.
Never assume