Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2004
Transcript:
The tax Audit, Day three "Sir, you've deducted fifty thousand dollars for business travel." "Yes, i have to travel a lot." "Well, given that you don't own a car and you have no travel receipts can you tell me what you've deducted here?" "If you must know, I've deducted my feet. I have two of them." "That third foot was my accountant's idea."
the beloved accountant