Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2004
May 13, 2004
May 15, 2004
Transcript:
"In the Kirchuck province of Kukistan" "&@&*" "&**" "* Klodski, you are back... Did you find good, cheap pork?" "** Yes, I --Holy Trotsky!... I lost him!" "@*" "&**" "Lost him? Didn't you explain to him when he jumped into the hole that he needed to slow down as soon as he saw daylight, or else he would risk blowing right through the other side of the earth?" "**Please, woman... Even a stupid pig would know that." "Nuts."
If you dug a hole through the center of the Earth starting at any place in the United States, you’d end up in the ocean west of Australia. Also, Earth’s gravity would prevent you from flying into space. Unfunny and inaccurate!