Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 14, 2004
May 13, 2004
May 15, 2004
Transcript:
"In the Kirchuck province of Kukistan" "&@&*" "&**" "* Klodski, you are back... Did you find good, cheap pork?" "** Yes, I --Holy Trotsky!... I lost him!" "@*" "&**" "Lost him? Didn't you explain to him when he jumped into the hole that he needed to slow down as soon as he saw daylight, or else he would risk blowing right through the other side of the earth?" "**Please, woman... Even a stupid pig would know that." "Nuts."
gocomics about 13 years ago
If you dug a hole through the center of the Earth starting at any place in the United States, you’d end up in the ocean west of Australia. Also, Earth’s gravity would prevent you from flying into space. Unfunny and inaccurate!
thetraveller4 over 12 years ago
dragonmaster, don’t waste your breath…some people are absolutely incapable of telling real life and comics apart. He probably hates Roadrunner too, because the cliffs never kill Wile E. Coyote…
gocomics over 10 years ago
@danman1979 The antipode of the entire continental USA is west of Australia.
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Repeat after me:CO-MIC STRIPCO-MIC STRIP
Phil (full phname Philip Philop) almost 7 years ago
40 English words. One kukistani letter.
Davel2468 over 4 years ago
PIGS IN SPAAAACE
Prezelxbff almost 4 years ago
Not true it’s inaccurate and funny
Prezelxbff almost 4 years ago
And your not gocomics