Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2004

Transcript:

"Behold... I have invented something which will help me to resolve disputes with dumb people. I call it the 'mallet o' understanding.'" "How does it work?" "When people act dumb, I smash them over the head." "How does that promote understanding?" "Frankly, I haven't thought that far ahead."