Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2004
Transcript:
"The 'Pearls' Mailbag" "This 'Pearls' reader writes, 'If I gave you $500, would you name a character in the strip after me?" "Please, please...as much as we'd like to accomodate all fan requests, we are simply not going to sacrifice the integrity of the strip to turn a quick profit." "Isn't that right, Theodore James Hawkins?" "Call me Teddy."
*Quickly donates 500$