Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2004

Transcript:

"Folks, this just in...the remainder of the zebra/lion/croc olympics have been cancelled...The olympic committee cited the greeks' failure to protect the zebras and their failure to complete construction of the facilities." "The greeks, for their part, have denied the accusations...we go now to Bill Simmons, who's at the track and field facilities with some of the zebras...uh...well. He's supposed to be with the zebras... #@#@#* zebras???" "Crushed by a backhoe, Bob." "Where he come from?" "Who care? time for coke break." "Pepsi! no coke!"