Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2004
August 23, 2004
August 25, 2004
Transcript:
"Toby the agoraphobic turtle is afraid of public places...that's why he stays in his shell." "But isn't he bored?" "Not really. He has his beer, and that makes him happy." "But how's he supposed to get beer down in there?" "Toby would like you to hold his beer bong."
He has a house, and he has his passion. That turtle is set for life.