Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2004
Transcript:
"...Hi, Mr. Pastis...Pig says you called." "Yeah...listen,rat...I fired your pal, Toby, today...There's just no licensing potential for an agoraphobic turtle." "No licensing potential? Ha! I knew you were a sell-out,pastis! So much for your big-talking "I'll be just like Bill Watterson and never mass-market my characters" act! You hypocritical weasel!" "You're really jumping to conclusions."
I wonder how he got out of the pizza place?