Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2004
September 23, 2004
September 25, 2004
Transcript:
"Excuse me, ma'am...you're a model,aren't you?" "Yes how'd you know?" "Because I bought a frame and your photo came with it. I would have replaced it with a photo of a friend, but I don't have any friends. So instead, I pretend you're my friend, and kiss the photo as I hold the frame and cry myself to sleep every night." "She musta been in a hurry."
Seriously though, your friends were seriously just offended by you writing them off.