Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2004

Transcript:

"I hear Rat's now billing himself as one of those pet psychics." "Yeah...he's gonna charge people to read the minds of their pets." "But he's just gonna make stuff up that serves his own warped agenda." ""Ohhh...I have more faith in him than that." "...Fifi would like you to hold me tightly against your bosom."