Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2004
Transcript:
"My temper-prone sock puppet, Pepito, would like some spaghetti. Please give him your bowl of spaghetti." "Please tell Pepito that I purchased this bowl of spaghetti...Therefore, I have the right to eat it...If Pepito would like spaghetti, Pepito may purchase some for himself." "......your subtle nuances are lost on Pepito."
Pay up, zebra you are no match for the power of….. A angry sock puppet named Pepito?