Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2004

Transcript:

"Hello, Rat...This is Alphonse, the Porcupine. You're probably wondering why I haven't called you today." "I never wondered that once. I don't think about you." "The reason I didn't call is that I've taken all my belongings and moved here to Hawaii." "I must tell you, though, that I will not be providing you with a forwarding address...I need some time to be alone...some time to reflect upon the state of our friendship...I know this won't be easy.." "But believe me, I'm as scared as you." "Schmurp"