Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2004
Transcript:
"Hi, Rat...What are you selling?" "Advice...Buy some, because I have all the answers." "I have all the answers $10" "Oh, goodie...Give me some advice." "Fine. Here it is..." "Don't take advice from guys who claim to have all the answers." "I have all the answers $10" "...Tips are welcome."
Perhaps he should advise that Pig buy more advice.