Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2004
October 26, 2004
October 28, 2004
Transcript:
"Sir, again, you've made your feelings quite clear on France, but where do you stand on other issues? For example, are you pro-choice?" "Ohhhh No No No No No No nooooo...Not at all...." "And why is that?" "Because in high school, they made us read "Ulysses" and it was the most incomprehensible crap I've ever read in my life." "Sir...That's Joyce...I'm asking if your pro-choice." "Well, if I had a choice, I wouldn't read Joyce." "...Never mind."
I forced to read that in high school too. It’s pure torture.