Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 31, 2004
Transcript:
"Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong" "Trick or Treat!" "Hi, Rat. Hi, Pig." "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hey, guys, not to be a jerk about it, but I hate it when I get trick-or-treaters who don't even bother to wear a costume...sorry about that, but I just can't give you any candy.....see ya..." "...You stupid moron...I told you this was a bad idea." "...And I worked so hard on these..."