Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2004
Transcript:
"These are my two new parakeets.."Anap" and "Peev." " "I didn't think you wanted pets." "Well, you're wrong...and stop eating that donut." "Why?" "It's one of my pet Peev's." "Sorry...I didn't know it bothered you." "It doesn't bother me...you just shouldn't eat something that's not yours." "Whose is it?" "I just told you." "You just said it was one of your pet peeves." "That's right." "What's right?" "That it's one of my pet Peev's." "Ahhh!! I give up! My brain needs a rest! I gotta get out of here and take a nap!!" "....Haven't you caused enough trouble?"
Oh great, a freaking Abbott and Costello routine!