Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2005
January 19, 2005
January 21, 2005
Transcript:
"Rat, Where are you?" "I just left the doc's office. I got me some of that liposuction." "Wow, did it go okay?" "Well, sort of... The machine's not really equipped to suck out 6,400 pounds in one sitting, so it malfunctioned a little, and they had some trouble shutting it down." "You gonna be okay?" "Oh, yeah... I can do everything I used to..." "...Except when the wind blows."
I want to be skinny but not that skinny